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Jul 11
“I want your coffee!!!” Tempe is a total coffee thief - don’t leave a cup down, or it must have been for her. When I drive through Starbucks, I swear, I hear from the back of the car ”I want a skinny, tall, caramel latte with whipped cream!” Me: “That’s not skinny, Tempe.” Tempe: “Yes it is! Whipped cream never counts for calories!!” Yeah, I wish the world worked like how Tempe thinks…

“I want your coffee!!!”

Tempe is a total coffee thief - don’t leave a cup down, or it must have been for her. When I drive through Starbucks, I swear, I hear from the back of the car ”I want a skinny, tall, caramel latte with whipped cream!”

Me: “That’s not skinny, Tempe.”

Tempe: “Yes it is! Whipped cream never counts for calories!!”

Yeah, I wish the world worked like how Tempe thinks…

Posted 10 months ago

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